"yeah, yeah, yeah...you dont deserve this, you have a life , blah blah blah.
Here's how it is, I changed you into a green silk stocking to match this outfit I'm going to put on in a sec. Your going to spend the evening wraped around my left leg and then you'll probably spend a few months in one of my drawers till i need you again. Oh..just to let you know? this is like the first time ive worn green stockings since i was a kid in a Christmas pagent.. so i hope you dont hate small enclosed spaces."