.
Jake lay there horrified
His words to the wishing coin had been clear enough,
"I wish I could be with Jane where ever she may go,
I wish she would love me and care for me and
I wish she would think I was vitally important to her life"
then POOF!

..."and here come Giant Jane! OMG!
what's going on???"

.

I can sense your anguish John but you have to face facts,
as a shoe you are incapable of riding that old bicycle of yours
and I'm certainly not going to ride a bike in HEELS!

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Amiclubwear Essentials For Your Purse

HA HA!
Flop around all you want Steve-
You aint goin nowhere..
By the time my spell stops workin
you wont ever move again
and I'll have a brand new Bra!

This is PERFECT!
Nancy placed me up here with this other purse...
OMG! I'm a purse!
Im so excited.. I wonder how many women will model me?
Oh.. I hope I'm here for a few weeks ,
Being a piece of ladies merchandise has been my dream forever..
And then to be OWNED!
to be actually used and treated like any other of her handbags!
This is the best!...

OMG... Jeremy?
Jeremy can you hear me?
Ohhhh this is bad!
How did I know the spell in that old book would work?
I didn't really want to turn you into a strawberry... Ohhh...

... But Emma...
you cant do this to me...
I'm your Boyfriend for gods sake!..
Really Jack?
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Ever since you had that dumb idea
to try being one of my dresses
our relationships gone to hell.
..Emma..
sweetheart..
I still love you...
If I go in there I'll be stuck this way!
Just shut up and let me wash you! Jeez!



.

Tara looked away from Vincent
who hugged her foot the way any well made high heeled shoe would.
Pursing her lips, she contemplated the other men in her life
who had done her wrong.
Now that she had graduated from the sorceress academy
life was going to be interesting.

"I'd much rather you be out here walking with me
but I suppose that you'll be safer inside my purse..
Tell me again?....
Why did you want to change into one of my Lipsticks?"

My God!
Better Than Anything Before..
Ohhhh,,,
When will she pull me back up?