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Jake lay there horrified
His words to the wishing coin had been clear enough,
"I wish I could be with Jane where ever she may go,
I wish she would love me and care for me and
I wish she would think I was vitally important to her life"
then POOF!

..."and here come Giant Jane! OMG!
what's going on???"

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I can sense your anguish John but you have to face facts,
as a shoe you are incapable of riding that old bicycle of yours
and I'm certainly not going to ride a bike in HEELS!

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