"Look Paul, you were a nice guy and all, but too klingy! I need my space and you never let me have any."
"I tried to break up with you the normal way but you kept coming back and I've just had it."
"I hope you grow to like being a pair of women's jeans. You'll be expected to be klingy!"
"As soon as your hung up on this rack it's good bye for good!"