" Ohhhh......... Why am I on the floor?
What was in that drink last night?
Why is one of Lisa's shoes leaning on me?
Why is it so big?
Are those my boots?
What's going on?????"
I suppose you could stay in my jewelry box
I dont know If I'll ever wear you.
Perhaps I'll have a yard sale next month and sell you off!"
"Isnt it wonderful George?
Thomas asked me to marry him!
If you had only popped the question when we dated
you would have been my husband
instead oh the classic black tote
I changed you into.. woman scorned and all that!"
so all I have to do is say the magic words
and you will become a Dress? A Shoe? A Bra?