Ever wonder why Grandpa vanished?
"you're just thinking about it the wrong way Ian,
It's true that if you were still a man you would be really small,
but since I changed you into my lipstick youre the perfect size!
I mean, what good would you be if it were hard to
carry you in my make up bag?"
"Maria left me on a rack with a bunch of other red jackets as a joke,
She said so after I was transformed... She laughed as she said "This is the best way for me to get the money you owe me back" . Then I was folded into a shopping bag and caried here where I heard Maria say she wanted to return a jacket she got as a present... They hung me on a hanger and put me here...I wonder how long it will be before Maria tells them it was all a joke?"
"OOOFFF! This is amazing, my entire body is courseing with ...
Ooofff! - sensation. The touch of her skin, the moisture of her...
OOOfff! - Sweat inside me... Even the abrasiveness of the asphalt...
Oofff!- I've never felt so alive! ....I hope she never changes me...
OOOffff! Back! I hope she never takes me off! I want to stay..
OOfff! .. her shoe forever!
Enjoy your day!
"I dont care if this does feel like a prostate exam Sammi !
I told you that you were coming with me to the dance one way or another and i meant it!"
"I was only going to keep him this way overnight
- just to remind him who's in charge of our relationship-
but he's become such a cute little hat
that i think Im going to wear him all summer!"
"Well Josh, I hope you enjoyed your day as a bead on my favorite necklace but now it's time to change you back and....which bead were you again? ... this could be a problem."
"Jim? Is....Is that...you?"
"Tony? what is that? some kind of speaker hidden in my wifes underwear?"
"Jim! Your wife is some kind of witch! She turned me into these panties last week when I wouldnt sleep with her!"
"So what are you saying Tony? My wife's not good enough for you?"
"No wonder she made you her panties! I'm gonna put you back in her drawer and let you rot there for all i care you picky bastard!"
"There, you see George? You make an absolutely Darling shoe! Don't worry, I've got the cutest little shoe box to keep you in till I find someone to transform into your match for my left foot!"
You boys have a really strange way of thinking!