Susan, John and Eddie

Dressed Up

... But Emma...
you cant do this to me...
I'm your Boyfriend for gods sake!..
Really Jack?
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Ever since you had that dumb idea
to try being one of my dresses
our relationships gone to hell.
..Emma..
sweetheart..
I still love you...
If I go in there I'll be stuck this way!
Just shut up and let me wash you! Jeez!



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"You say you like our dresses? That's so sweet!
but we really have our boyfriends to thank...
After they told us they didn't want to take us to the dance
we decided to take them... as our gowns!
They turned out really pretty didn't they?"

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All I did was go on one date
with that woman from the office..
what was that?... Five YEARS ago?
Then POOF!...
she wears me a few times and then it's here...
This is how it all ends..
Life goes on out there, and I'm stuck in here.
I wonder If she even remembers
which one of these dresses I am?


.

"look at all these pretty dresses Marsha!"

"I cant wait to try them on Alice!"

Mike could only listen in horror as the women

shifted the garments hanging on either side of him.

Since his transformation he had existed

as a frilly dress on a rack in this store for two weeks.

He wondered if his ex wife would change him back soon

or would he have to endure the humiliation

of being selected, tried on, sold and worn

by some strange woman he had never met before

.

"That's it Britta, don't turn back... just keep walking

It was Donald's fondest wish to be turned into a wedding dress,

You just go back to your life and I'll make sure he's sold to the right girl "

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"Ughhh! Unhhhh!

It's no use, I cant move!

Since Meridith said those weird words

Ive fallen to the floor and cant seem to move..

Wait..

Here comes Meridith now..

why is she laughing?

what is she planning to do with that hanger?"

.

"And where do you think you're going?

Stop wasting time

and hop on back into my shopping bag

so I can make the salesgirl think I'm returning you.

You can do it on your own

or we can wait another few seconds

till the paralysis spell kicks in

and leaves you like every other dress.."

.

"No! My three wishes weren't for THIS!

I asked for such humble things!

to never have to worry about money again-

To have a room with a view,

and to belong heart and soul to a beautiful sensitive woman....

EEK!"

and to

What don't you understand?
I'm taking our picture
here in this store dressing room
so that I can always remember
what you looked like after
I changed you into a dress.

But you could always

change me into this dress if you wanted-

that's what I love about being married to a witch!

That's just it Greg,

I hate being married to you

so Ive decided to leave you this way.

I'm going to take you off, hang you up

and leave you here in this shop.

From now on you're merchandise.

No! I don't want to be sold to another woman!

I don't want to be a dress forever!

I donnmmnnn MMpphhhh! Mmmpphhhh!!! M!

Good bye Greg. Do try to be a good dress alright?

"Well Edgar, you wussy, I guess this is goodbye.

I'm sorry that I wasn't exciting enough for you

and I'm glad my magic powers could grant you your fondest wish-

I'm just surprised you wanted to become a DRESS!

I know you wanted to be my dress,

but that would just be too painful for me so..

I've decided to leave you here in this store

where some other woman will buy you and enjoy wearing you."

"Gina! You were supposed to change Mister Polster into that

dress hours ago! He's still wiggeling!"

"I'm sorry Anne and Heather, I had trouble getting him alone and

then the incantation took a while to recite"

"Dont apologise to us- You're the one who has to make it through the night wearing him!"

Magic Things by Squidonhead

"But you promised to change me back...."

"Of course I'll change you back - just not yet"

"It's been over a week since the party.."

"And you performed magnificently as my cocktail dress.

You did so well I want you to do it again at my sisters wedding"

"But that's NEXT summer!"

"Exactly! You'll just have to hang here in my closet till then"

"But I don't want to..."

"You have the easy part- you just have to hang here and be pretty-

I have to keep my figure for almost a year- or you wont fit!"

".... Betty! Nooo! dont kiss that guy!

I'm right here with you.. how could you...

"I can hear what your thinking Ricky

and I can answer by thinking back..

"Betty, why are you tormenting me this way?"

"What are you talking about?

You begged me to change you into this dress

and now that you are one

you still want to be treated as my boyfreind?

" But Betty...."

"But dress... youre not a man anymore,

so start acting like a dress

or I'm going to treat you as trash... literally!

I'll throw you out!"

Some of you boys want to be PROM dresses dont you?

"TED!

Stop riding up

or I am not going to wear you to the party!

I mean it!"

I dont know if I should laugh or cry,

Jeff read this set of instructions

and then wished to be this pretty dress -

and so he is,

but now he has no mouth,

so he cant wish himself back to human form..

I guess that means I own him now...

right?

"Just hang there like a good Dress OK Frank?

I promise that if you dont sell today

I'll change you into something different"