"The shoot is supposed to have FOUR tote bags, it looks like we're missing the white one" "So? What do you want me to do about it?" "I'm changing you into a white tote so I can finnish this photography job TODAY" "But I dont want to be a handbag!" "Pfft! Like you have a choice? you've already drank the potion, I put it in your soda can an hour ago"