" And while everyone is looking for the important executive Mister Harrison,

I will keep a straight face while I wear you over my eyes

or tote you around in my purse ..

you really have become the most darling shades!"

" THIS IS'NT FUNNY!!, change me back right now!"
"Lol, this is really funny! now i can always keep an eye on you..literally!"
"But....."
" I suggest you stop talking and start acting like the girly pair of sunglasses you are. Sunglasses dont speak and if you insist on making noise I can drop you into one of my old handbags in my closet till next summer. You dont want that do you??"