

"yeah, yeah, yeah...you dont deserve this, you have a life , blah blah blah.
Here's how it is, I changed you into a green silk stocking to match this outfit I'm going to put on in a sec. Your going to spend the evening wraped around my left leg and then you'll probably spend a few months in one of my drawers till i need you again. Oh..just to let you know? this is like the first time ive worn green stockings since i was a kid in a Christmas pagent.. so i hope you dont hate small enclosed spaces."

"Hey, fellas...One of you was named Tommy...Right?"
"I thought you'd like to know that the girl you used to date?..Well I just passed her and the rest of her wedding party at the church on my way home. Yep! shes getting married! Guess she gave up on waiting for you.
"It's a good thing too, cause your never getting out of that drawer!"

