WOW! for all you boys who want to be a girls stocking!
"So I have to stay on the floor, even when you're not wearing me?"
"Of course Albert dear, you wished to become one of my shoes and shoes stay on the floor"
"But the play off game! You are going to let me watch the playoff game tonight..right?"
"Silly little shoe! You're going to spend tonight and every night where you now belong- in my closet. Besides, I have a date tonight with my new boy friend."
"You honestly don't think I'd be romantically involved with one of my shoes did you?"