Bagged and Tagged

Susan, John and Eddie

More life in a purse

What can I say? I enjoy Lipstick Transformations!

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Jake lay there horrified
His words to the wishing coin had been clear enough,
"I wish I could be with Jane where ever she may go,
I wish she would love me and care for me and
I wish she would think I was vitally important to her life"
then POOF!

..."and here come Giant Jane! OMG!
what's going on???"

This is PERFECT!
Nancy placed me up here with this other purse...
OMG! I'm a purse!
Im so excited.. I wonder how many women will model me?
Oh.. I hope I'm here for a few weeks ,
Being a piece of ladies merchandise has been my dream forever..
And then to be OWNED!
to be actually used and treated like any other of her handbags!
This is the best!...

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"Ohhhh! It feels more intense than I ever imagined,

like my entire body is my penis

and stroking your lips is the most exciting thing in the world!"

"I'm glad you feel that way Henry

because now that you insisted I actually use you as my lipstick

I cant change you back"

"What????"

"It's true. The color on my lips was part of you...

and I cant change you back unless you're complete so..."

"Are you kidding me? ,

We're in love... I have a job... I just bought a new house..."

" I still love you Henry.

You may not be my boyfriend but you'll be my favorite lipstick from now on,

I'm' afraid that's your job now.

I'll move into that new house of yours and you

...ummmmmm....

You get to live in my purse!"

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Girl in Blue - "Awww! I think Cassie did a great job turning the mail man into that handbag- He's Adorable!"

Girl in foreground - " Thank you Linda! I think he turned out great!"

Girl sitting on steps - "Yawn... I would have made him a pair of panties,

that's a much more humiliating thing for a man to become"

"Giggle! There, you see? You did great today!"

"Ughhh! what a relief to get all that stuff out of me!

It felt so strange to hold all those things inside

and just dangle from your arm all day."

"But you're so good at it

- really-

there were moments I forgot you were my boyfriend

and not just another purse"

"Well I'm glad your little magic spell experiment

is over and you'll be changing me back"

" yeah... About that changing back part...."

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"look at all your buddies over there Martin-

"Yeah! I see you all! F_ YOU!",

they think if they look all tuff they might intimidate me

into changing you back... but I like you as a glittery purse Martin-

it's so much better than when you were my cheating boyfriend"

I swear Anthony,

you had better stop crying before the stewardess hears you

and realizes you're my boyfriend and not just a normal purse!

But this is so HUMILIATING Brenda,

You carried me through the airport hanging on your arm,

That's how women carry purses

You stuffed me full of your belongings- I'm carrying your TAMPONS!

Where else am I supposed to put them?

I'm riding stowed under a seat!

You're lucky I didn't pack you in my suitcase!

I'm warning you- keep being a wuss

and I'm going to dump you in the first good will bin I see!

"Ohhh.... There she is...

MONICA! it's me, you're boyfriend Ricky!

Sigh... she cant hear me,

she doesn't know her friend Cindy

changed me into a copy of your lipstick

and then GULP!

switched me with the one in your purse...."

Magic Things by Squidonhead

"All this back talk is why I changed you in the first place!"

"But April, you took away my humanity, my life..."

"I gave you the honor of being my own personal handbag-

I let you carry all my stuff and you REJECTED it!

"I hate being this way!"

"And I Hate listening to you talking.

What kind of girly purse talks? First things first- NO TALKING!"

"Mmmmmpphhhhhh! Mmpph... mm..m.................."

"Good! Second, I am done with you!

Ive decided to leave you here in the handbag department

so some other girl can buy you

and treat you like any other purse she owns!"

"Gosh! You changed my ex boyfreind Josh

AND you gift wraped him for me?

This coven is the BEST!"

Take your pick! Be any one of these!

"Goodbye Lance,

"mmmmmpphhh!! Mmmpphh!"

I'm sure when they change this window display

you'll be sold to a girl who can really love you."

"!!!! Hhllllpppp!!!!"

" Ughhhh! first she drugs me,

then she uses magic on me,

then she hangs me from her shoulder

and makes me carry

all her chick shit for a year,

and just when I thought

it couldnt get any worse..."

The coven walked the streets

as their husbands and boyfreinds

dangled helplessly from feminine elbows,

holding the belongings of their witchy women