And now you LIVE in this store- untill some girl buys you!
"Ohhhhh My God...Im a ...Im a shoe!
Im a shoe on her foot and shes walking away..
wait! What did she say?
um.. something about the time limit of the spell
being written where the change occured...
and it happened... there!
TEN...ok ten... ten what?
seconds? Hours? Days...Months?
YEARS! WhaT HAVE i DONE?????...."
"Since you cheated on me Ron,
Ive been really enjoying wearing you.
Youve been a really comfortable pair of panties-
all pink and frilly.
But, as fun as it is to wear you,
knowing that this is the way you get clean now
- I just love it!
It's the best part of me week
seeing you slosh around with the rest of my things!"
"You have to speak up George-
Now that youre an earring I'm afraid
your voice is very small...
Maybe I should just use the silence spell
and let you just be jewelry..
would you like that hmmm?"
..... Once I was a man
and I used to sit at the head of the table...Sob!
Then I wished I could be her favorite and POOF!
Now I'm her favorite HANDBAG!
and I am lucky she brings me to the table at all.."
I promise to spend all my working hours
finding a way to transfer you back,
and when work is done ... sigh...
you will just have to deal with being my purse-
God I hope I figure out how to get you back
before you go out of style!"
you remember what that old gypsy woman said Frank-
If you get wet you have to stay ....OOOPS!
I guess youre my shoe from now on!"
..Psst... Tom? did I leave you here?
Ohhhh! If I dont remember which shelf I left you on soon..
"Come on Anne, the bastard had it coming-
let him be a bottle of perfume, he desrves it"
"But it seems cruel to just leave him"
A lifetime in a girls purse
being squirted away, little by little-
thats PERFECT for him!
Come on, lets go!"
"....Jeez! Ginger said
if a woman bought me I'd be stuck in the form of a top forever!
Why did I insist on letting me indulge my fantasy
by having her turn me into a sexy top and
hang me here at her job at this mall?
Was I that bored? ...
will i be this way forever?"
"Please Trisha... dont let it end like this.."
"Shhhh Johnny! I'm trying to help you!"
"But you've taken away my human life,
you've turned me into some sort of clothing..."
"A designer top- and you look great!
Just be quiet while I hang you on this rack..."
"but I dont want to be someones clothing!"
You werent man enough to be my or any girls boyfreind
- at least now you can serve a woman well"
"But.. but...mmmpphhh mmphhhh!!!!....."
"... And then the old woman said
"you poor man!
you look so uncomfortable and
unhappy in my shop, I cant have that!"
I started to say-
It's alright mam,
My Fiance is in the dressing room
and I'll be ok once she and I get some lunch...
But I Never got the chance..
"Sim Salla Bim!"
"It's alright dear,
You will grow to love being a gorgeous gown"
"... and then I had the sensation of my body shriveling away,
I hung there in the air for a moment,
bewildered, ready to fall..
I didnt know what was happening,
the last thing I heard was Daphne laughing
as she looked at me and said,
"OMG! Pantyhose! The spell worked!"
"See.. I'll bet it wasnt so bad spending the night in my locker
and now we get to spend the entire work day together.
I think youre going to like being my uniform blouse."
"I dont know...
It says if they change him into something
you have to let him go on display in this store...
put a price tag on him.."
"So?... Isnt that the whole idea?"
"But what if some girl BUYS him?
then he'll be stuck in her wardrobe for years,
"Ahhh... My poor ex boyfreinds..
youve served me so well that Ive worn you both almost every day this month!
Look how worn out you both are!
Dont worry boys, soon I'll retire you to the bottom of my closet -
till I throw you away that is."
"You were the one so interested in controling how I spend money..Giggle!
Now I dont spend a dime unless I get it from you directly!"
"Oh... no need to thank me..it was MY pleasure!"
"I swear Ian, you apologize to me right now.."
" Or youre going to be close to me for a LONG time."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Trust me... You DONT WANT TO KNOW!"
"Finally! Youre up."
"..... Give me a break will ya? I havent had my coffee yet..."
"I cant believe you left me on this rack all night"
" What do you mean? The washing machine made you dizzy,
I was'nt going to put you in the drier..."
"It's so humiliating having to exist as your skirt"
"Dont get me started Michael..
I've got a boyfreind who was'nt man enough to be a MAN-
youre the one who WISHED for this.."
"Of course it does shoe boy! Ohhh! I see some broken glass and look! dog doo!"
"No Mary please...."
"You secretly wanted to be a shoe, and I secretly wanted to be a dominatrix ,
LOL! youre tough luck!"
"So the spell worked just like you wanted,
Now you're a pair of lacey panties..
and suddenly I'm stuck on a Saturday night without a boy freind.
Sigh, It's my underwear drawer for you,
maybe your freind Tony would want to take me out..."
so stop bitchin at me or I'll zip you shut
and leave you here at the station
for some homeless chick to find"
You are a shoe through and through!
I know you said to avoid XRays
because they would lock your transformation permanently..
so how could I resist? Giggle!
Now youre an adorable sling back
and I get your corner office once they realize
their top research scientist isnt coming back!"