Dressed Up

"Up here Julie!

The girl from the display department

hung me up here after you left..

Julieeeee!!!!!!!

Please, you have to hear me!

I dont want to be stuck this way forever!"

"That's what you get for always wanting me to wear skimpy outfits!

Now you get to see what it's like to have men

gawk at you when you wear short skirts and low cut tops

- Tomorrow I'm putting you on display

in the window of the lingerie shop I work at"

"..... suddenly all pink,

some sort of cloth in fron to me,

cant see,

I'm hanging from a stick of some sort...

all pink,

my world is suddenly all pink...

where am I?..

why cant I move?.."

"Goodbye Lance,

"mmmmmpphhh!! Mmmpphh!"

I'm sure when they change this window display

you'll be sold to a girl who can really love you."

"!!!! Hhllllpppp!!!!"

" Ughhhh! first she drugs me,

then she uses magic on me,

then she hangs me from her shoulder

and makes me carry

all her chick shit for a year,

and just when I thought

it couldnt get any worse..."

"Just hang there like a good Dress OK Frank?

I promise that if you dont sell today

I'll change you into something different"

"Ulp! there's the Witch that changed me...

Has she come to change me back or to try me on?

ULP! maybe BUY me??"

".... When Nancy used that magic spell

she found on the net to change me into a pair of her jeans,

I thought it was a kinky way to spend the day...

but now shes taken me to the store she works at

and hung me here on this rack

with all these other pairs of womens jeans...

and here she comes with a price gun!!!"

" There there Mister Frankel, I

'm sure you'll find that an existance as a womans suit

is every bit as satisfying as a human life - better in fact!

Now you have no cares, no worries

(aside from moths)

and best of all,

you'll make some woman feel her prettiest!

Just let me hang you here on the rack

and your adventure as a garment will start!"

"NO!
Marion!
Dont put me up here!
Dont leave me this way!
Help!
HELPPPP!"

..Psst... Tom? did I leave you here?

Ohhhh! If I dont remember which shelf I left you on soon..

"Come on Anne, the bastard had it coming-

let him be a bottle of perfume, he desrves it"

"But it seems cruel to just leave him"

"Nonsense!

A lifetime in a girls purse

being squirted away, little by little-

thats PERFECT for him!

Come on, lets go!"

"....Jeez! Ginger said

if a woman bought me I'd be stuck in the form of a top forever!

Why did I insist on letting me indulge my fantasy

by having her turn me into a sexy top and

hang me here at her job at this mall?

Was I that bored? ...

will i be this way forever?"

"Please Trisha... dont let it end like this.."

"Shhhh Johnny! I'm trying to help you!"

"But you've taken away my human life,

you've turned me into some sort of clothing..."

"A designer top- and you look great!

Just be quiet while I hang you on this rack..."

"but I dont want to be someones clothing!"

"Please!

You werent man enough to be my or any girls boyfreind

- at least now you can serve a woman well"

"But.. but...mmmpphhh mmphhhh!!!!....."

".... OMG! It's Amy!

Amy! down here on the third shelf!

I'm stuck as a black leather pump...

you have to get me out of here before....

Why is she looking at me that way..

ULP! She cant hear me.

I think I'm the next shoe she tries on!"

"... And then the old woman said

"you poor man!

you look so uncomfortable and

unhappy in my shop, I cant have that!"

I started to say-

It's alright mam,

My Fiance is in the dressing room

and I'll be ok once she and I get some lunch...

But I Never got the chance..

"Sim Salla Bim!"

"MMMpphhh Mmpphhhhh!!!"

"It's alright dear,

You will grow to love being a gorgeous gown"

"I dont know...

It says if they change him into something

you have to let him go on display in this store...

put a price tag on him.."

"So?... Isnt that the whole idea?"

"But what if some girl BUYS him?

then he'll be stuck in her wardrobe for years,

maybe forever"

"uuhhhhhh... where am I?

Why cant I move?

Why are these women so Gigantic?

Why am I laying next to a giant shoe?

What's going on?

HELP!!!!!!

I think I'm a shoe!

a Womans shoe in a store!!

Helllmmmppphhhhh...mmmppphhhh!!!

mmmmpph!"

".... I Think I'm the white one hanging here in the window..

Hello? Honey? Go ahead and use the counter spell, Just aim it and

change me back... What are you waiting for??"