Pissed off into PUMP!

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retro Lady Miss Flower cap

How to end a relationship

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I can sense your anguish John but you have to face facts,
as a shoe you are incapable of riding that old bicycle of yours
and I'm certainly not going to ride a bike in HEELS!

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Tara looked away from Vincent
who hugged her foot the way any well made high heeled shoe would.
Pursing her lips, she contemplated the other men in her life
who had done her wrong.
Now that she had graduated from the sorceress academy
life was going to be interesting.

"I'm sorry Tim... what were you just saying?...

something about me being "Useless"

and something about wanting to "Break up" with me?

"Mmphhh! Mmphh!"

"No , you're right.. we should break up.

Tell you what,

I'll just leave you here on this table with all these other pretty shoes.."

"MMpphhh?"

"Oh yes.. Didn't I ever tell you,

one of the most "Useless" things about me is I'm a witch..

Oh..

and you're a shoe.

Have a nice life!"

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"Amy, this joke has gone far enough!

You've had your fun.

Now for god's sake,

lift me up out of this box,

away from that giant shoe

change me back!"

"You're such a bossy little shoe"

"Man! I'm a Man and you know it!"

"Not from where I'm looking-

tell you what wussy, why don't I just cover

you're little shoe box home with the lid

and give you some alone time

to appreciate you're place in life little shoe?"

"Noooooooooo!!!"

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" Excuse me.. but do I hear your shoe.... crying?"

"Giggle! Yes! I turned my room mates boyfriend

into this pretty shoe after he tried to hit on me"

"Wow! You must be really loyal to your room mate!"

"Giggle! Not at all- she's the shoe on my other foot!"

Squid Made her first movie!
BTW? She's talking to YOU!

My God! Is that Amy?

It's so hard to tell from this angle.

People are all so huge..

Ugh! the ground is so hard and she is so heavy!

But...this feels so good..

Somehow she did it!

She turned me into one of her shoes...

I'm her shoe and she's wearing me!

"Oh Bridgette, You're so funny!

It was you re idea to turn Mister Franklyn into that strappy top.

You may be feeling guilty but I don't.

Go ahead and call the police.

Do you think there is any way to prove your top was once our boss?

Ill just say you're crazy and I don't know what you're talking about."

"What? You Bitch!"

"Oh ... If you try to incriminate me in any way?

I think you and our former employer

would make an absolutely adorable pair of Slingbacks!... "

"Oh No!, When I changed myself into this shoe,

I thought Ashley would be buying me...not her MOM!"

"I really should have gone with my gut feeling and just thrown you away!

You were a really awful boss Mister Reed

but you're an even more awful shoe!

So painful! So..Ugly!

Forget about making you serve me as my footwear-

when we get home, It's the dumpster for you!"

Magic Things by Squidonhead

"So I have to stay on the floor, even when you're not wearing me?"

"Of course Albert dear, you wished to become one of my shoes and shoes stay on the floor"

"But the play off game! You are going to let me watch the playoff game tonight..right?"

"Silly little shoe! You're going to spend tonight and every night where you now belong- in my closet. Besides, I have a date tonight with my new boy friend."

"New what?"

"You honestly don't think I'd be romantically involved with one of my shoes did you?"

"I know you re finally happy Jeffery.

Existing as one of my shoes was always a dream for you

and that spell book you found did the trick.

I read the words and POOF!

you're a wine colored platform sandal that fits me perfectly!

The only problem is now I have no boyfriend

and I miss the man you once were..sigh...

I wonder how much you're going to like being a shoe

once you go out of style and I have to throw you away?"

"Ugggghhhh!

It feels as if someones toes

are hanging out of my mouths..

Mouths??

What's going on?

Why do I feel like I'm in two places at once?"