.Once i Was a Man

"And your going to stay as my freakin pocketbook for as long as i freakin say so get used to it"

"Heh heh! He looks so real! Just like a Prada, and not a knock off either"

"The thing I'm liking best is that he has to look up at us..Cause he's my freakin pretty little girlie purse and he's all filled up with my stuff and hes gonna hang from my elbow and match my freakin high heeled shoes!"