On sale for less than $40.00! and youre being modeled on TV!
"Ugggghhhhhhh.... I've been a shoe since 1986! She never wears me anymore...I cant blame her, I'm brown and so out of style...I should have thought out my wish.. style is so fleeting..."
"I know I said this was punishment for one night but I really like you as a handbag!"
"But...you gave your word... just for one day..."
"Don't fret, maybe I'll change you back..next week"
"Now shut up and be a good handbag,
before I get mad and make the change permanent!"
"This morning this lovely silk sari appeared at my doorstep wraped in a box with no note. The care lable inside says it was manufactured by a company called "ANIMA" but neither my mother or sister have heard of such a company- I dont normally accept gifts from strangers but this Sari is so very pretty and delicate I cant help but want to wear it. Thank you Anima whoever you are!"
After months of sitting on a shelf with lots of other shoes, dear sweet Effy is blinded by a FLASH of light. When his (he was a pink shoe for months.. is he a he or an it now?) vision clears he senses he is now a white satin bra sitting in a shopping bag thats being carried by a woman through the mall... could it be Effy got his wish??
"It's been over a week! I'm still hanging here in this store with the other (GULP!) pink bras..
These women dont realize that once I was A man...now Im going to spend the rest of my days bearing the weight of the breasts of the woman who buys me... sob! I dont want to be a bra!!
"Black with a pink bow- well Jessy, I must say, you have impressed me with the creativity of your transformation- You've done much better than the rest of the class- Now I will give you an A+ if you can say the magic word without your mouth! lol! I get more under wear this way!
"Hannah had changed her husband James into her pantyhose to teach him a lesson in humility, Instead he seemed to enjoy rippeling his new elastic body over the flesh of her legs. She was so embarassed! When she got him home it was going to be at least ten cycles in the washing machine and a month in her underwear drawer before she spoke to him again!"
Jessica let her Ex Bill have a peek at who was sitting at the table. She could feel him sob as he saw she was sitting with his friends and family drinking a toast to his memory. They had no idea he was now nothing but his ex girlfriend's bra, and that he was right there with them!
"Awwwwww!, Don't cry baby,
When I called Squid and told her how blabby you were
since I changed you she said
the only thing to do was to treat you like the shoe you are!
I'll see you again in about a year,
just keep telling yourself youre nothing but a shoe in a shoe box-
a year will go by in a snap!"