LIP STUCK!

Alan Can't move on...

Witch Therapist

DATE NIGHT

What can I say? I enjoy Lipstick Transformations!

"I'd much rather you be out here walking with me
but I suppose that you'll be safer inside my purse..
Tell me again?....
Why did you want to change into one of my Lipsticks?"

.

"Ohhhh! It feels more intense than I ever imagined,

like my entire body is my penis

and stroking your lips is the most exciting thing in the world!"

"I'm glad you feel that way Henry

because now that you insisted I actually use you as my lipstick

I cant change you back"

"What????"

"It's true. The color on my lips was part of you...

and I cant change you back unless you're complete so..."

"Are you kidding me? ,

We're in love... I have a job... I just bought a new house..."

" I still love you Henry.

You may not be my boyfriend but you'll be my favorite lipstick from now on,

I'm' afraid that's your job now.

I'll move into that new house of yours and you

...ummmmmm....

You get to live in my purse!"

.

"OMG Rob! You've totally changed into LIPSTICK!

How does it feel to be down there in that little tube?

Ive got to get you to that Gypsy who sold me this spell

so we can change you back!

I hope you re not afraid of the dark

because the best way to carry you is to put your cap on

and take you there in my purse..

but...before I do... you re such a Pretty shade.."

"Ohhh.... There she is...

MONICA! it's me, you're boyfriend Ricky!

Sigh... she cant hear me,

she doesn't know her friend Cindy

changed me into a copy of your lipstick

and then GULP!

switched me with the one in your purse...."

Magic Things by Squidonhead

"youre just making me mad Paul..
There's no place for a little lipstick to hide in a purse this size,
I'm going to find you and when I do..."

"....But she knew!

She knew that this lipstick transformation

was just a way to get me into the concert

without a ticket

...She was supposed to say the magic words

and change me back..

and if she used me,

that I'd be trapped as her lipstick forever!

Look at her! She doesnt even care,

she looks HAPPY!""

"....And youre going to stay this way

till I'm good and ready to change you back...

If I change you back at all !"

"Ulp!!!!!!"

"Sigh...

I dont understand what you try to accomplish

by hiding in there Steve.

I mean it's not like its hard for a girl

to dig around in her purse till she finds her favorite lipstick

.. and you are my favorite afterall. "

"Hhhhhh.. Holy Shit!...
Emma's suddenly Gigantic!..
and does she look pissed!
and... why cant I move..?
What's going on??
HELPPPP!!!!"

"This shade? I call it "Mister Gearey"...

yes, it is an odd name for a lipstick color LOL!"

"That's funny mister Wilkins! Offering me money

to change you back when I've already drained your entire bank account.

No.. I like you much better as a lipstick,

I'm never changing you back and youre such an attractive shade

that i'm going to wear you down to nothing in a few weeks.

Tell you what? why dont you just rest a bit in my purse,

I'll pull you out when i need you ok?"