"You look absolutely perfect! and youre a knit dress now... that means you'll hug my every curve...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I cant wait to put you on!"
"I've got earrings and some shoes that are going to go so well with you!
"THIS ISNT FUNNY!!! CHANGE ME BACK YOU STUPID GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" Not only did I take away all traces of your humanity, but I turned you into an object that will serve a "STUPID"girl. Oh... and because you think we girls are so stupid? I made you a really UGLY shoe! giggle! so the girl that buys you would have to be stupid! "
" Use your mighty intellect to get yourself out of this onge Mister High Heel!"
"Giggle" Now into the box and into my bag....and shake..."
"You were a gambeling man Dereck, you're in there with six real Tampons... What are the odds you make through my next cycle...hmmmmm??"
"Sob!....So this is it? Get into an argument with your girlfriend
when you point out how useless her job at the shoe store is
and then POOF!
become a shoe that she puts in the window of the shop she works at
..sob....it's not fair!"
"I see her laugh at me when she comes and goes from the shop
...Sob...... I don't want to be a woman's shoe!
I hate it when she pulls me from the window
and lets some girl stick her stinky foot in me..
I feel so violated and helpless..
and nobody but my girlfriend even knows who I really am...SOB"
"See? that wasnt so bad was it? You spent the entire day on my foot and nobody suspected that you were ever anything more than my shoe"
"Heh! Yeah! that was an interesting day...so now youre going to change me back right?"
" Well I was going too, but your such a comfortable shoe, and you're so pretty..."
" I'm just going to use the spell of silence, That way you wont be tempted to speak, and make you a shoe forever. Congratulations! you're free of the rat race! Enjoy your new home with the rest of the shoes in my closet"