"Quiet down in there!"
The problem with turning people into objects is that they always find it so hard to let go of their old lives and accept their new existence.
My old boyfreind Scott - He just cant get it through his head that from now on he's my Hair brush.
He keeps pleading with me to change him back-it's so annoying!
I'd magicly take away his voice..but secretly I enjoy hearing his little hair brush voice beg me.
Every time I open my purse and see him in there with the rest of my things- I get a thrill. He's staying with me forever and theres nothing he can do about it!