Blonde- Excuse me miss, I've come to pick up my husband, I've decided he's been here long enough and that he's learned his lesson.
Brunette- Im sorry madame but we have a strict no return policy.
Blonde-But I have his reciept right here, now if you will just change him back, we can be on our way.
Brunette- Im sorry Madame but once we transform someone into one of our shoes they become our work of art, our property.
Brunette- I do know of a way you can be together, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a gold pump? I could have you two reunited and in a shoebox ready to be sold in just a few moments!
Blonde- No, thats ok. - sigh - I dont suppose you have any purses he would match?