"He's trying to get away!" "I can feel him squirming around, trying to get off my foot!"
"I'd like to know where he thinks he's going to go if he did get off your foot"
"Really...he'd still be a size six pump on or off my foot...that's not going to change"
"HA! Guy's are such idiots!"
"It's either my foot or my closet- that's his life now"
"It would serve him right if you marched out of here and found some dog doo to step in"