"Awwwww! Look at you sitting in the hamper with the rest of my smelly laundry, You look just like a real Bra".
"Hope you enjoy the washing machine, I wash my whites in hot water and use bleach...but what am i telling you for? It's not like you have any say in the matter, you're just part of a girls laundry".
"Utterly helpless...thats the way i like you- mine to do with as I please"