
"Oh My Gosh! some chick threw away a brand new pair of shoes just because they were a little muddy!- they must of cost at least a hundred dollars!!! SCORE!"
"Yes Honey, the story is Great Grandma got this case right around the time great grandpa disapeared - sigh- nobody ever heard from him again"
Thomas knew that since the mistress had changed him into a mere tube of lipstick his life was now in total service to hers.
Every day he was being worn down little by little, Everyday he rode within her sacred handbag waiting for the moment he was held in contact with her omnipiant beauty, priveleged to serve..
As if this existance wasnt alien enough to the former man, now he realized that even though he waited within the darkness of her purse, if he concentraited he could see where she had been, through the part of him left behind..he could see what was going on around the trace of himself left on a cup, or a tissue..
"EEEP! No! please please please, move along, dont think I'm a beautiful earring! Once I was a man and if a girl buys me within the next twenty four hours Ill be stuck as a pretty little earring forever! Why did I ever make fun of that girl? How was I suypposed to know she was a witch??"
" well.....I think it's all over for me. They chanted their chant and lit their candles and doused me with some sort of liquid... and now they're all sitting over there, not even looking my way... It must have worked... they must have changed me into one of their purses.. I'm lying on a table between two other handbags, I must be one of them... And I feel all bloated on the inside, like I'm filled with objects... and I smell perfume.. on me.. "
"I guess I will never be human again... sob!! .. I'M SO HAPPY!!"
As a man, Alphonse never imagined that a woman's handbag was such a useful tool.
He'd seen girls carrying them and had always thought they were little more than a decoration.
Since his transformation hes finding that purses are workhorses.
Being packed full of her belongings was one thing,
having to endure the lowly status of a piece of luggage...it was all hard to get used too.
He used to drive his girlfriend around in his car,
now he lays at her feet in silence while her new boyfriend does the driving.
If he could cry he would!