" well.....I think it's all over for me. They chanted their chant and lit their candles and doused me with some sort of liquid... and now they're all sitting over there, not even looking my way... It must have worked... they must have changed me into one of their purses.. I'm lying on a table between two other handbags, I must be one of them... And I feel all bloated on the inside, like I'm filled with objects... and I smell perfume.. on me.. "
"I guess I will never be human again... sob!! .. I'M SO HAPPY!!"