.Once i Was a Man

As a man, Alphonse never imagined that a woman's handbag was such a useful tool.

He'd seen girls carrying them and had always thought they were little more than a decoration.

Since his transformation hes finding that purses are workhorses.

Being packed full of her belongings was one thing,

having to endure the lowly status of a piece of luggage...it was all hard to get used too.

He used to drive his girlfriend around in his car,

now he lays at her feet in silence while her new boyfriend does the driving.

If he could cry he would!