"Sob!....So this is it? Get into an argument with your girlfriend
when you point out how useless her job at the shoe store is
and then POOF!
become a shoe that she puts in the window of the shop she works at
..sob....it's not fair!"
"I see her laugh at me when she comes and goes from the shop
...Sob...... I don't want to be a woman's shoe!
I hate it when she pulls me from the window
and lets some girl stick her stinky foot in me..
I feel so violated and helpless..
and nobody but my girlfriend even knows who I really am...SOB"