"GAHHHHHHH! HELP!"

"I'm doing this for the both of you! You keep being all gentle with him and he keeps on bitching and moaning of how awful this is for him, you both have to realize that he's your purse, he's not human any more..you OWN him!"

"PLEASE NO!!

"But why is he in the dryer???"

"He's got to learn his place. If he doesnt like lugging your things and hanging from your shoulder he has to know it can get alot worse for him.. alot worse!"

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