"You look absolutely perfect! and youre a knit dress now... that means you'll hug my every curve...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I cant wait to put you on!"
"I've got earrings and some shoes that are going to go so well with you!
"whimper!"
Once upon a time a sniveling person who dared to question the power of one of the witcheyest witches that ever witched. They went back and forth in conversation here on the BLOG and Jango just had enough...POOF!
Human existance became object existance, and all was right in the universe.
Here is the photo by our own **-JANGO FEET-** and her victim --TINALYNNE--
"THIS ISNT FUNNY!!! CHANGE ME BACK YOU STUPID GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" Not only did I take away all traces of your humanity, but I turned you into an object that will serve a "STUPID"girl. Oh... and because you think we girls are so stupid? I made you a really UGLY shoe! giggle! so the girl that buys you would have to be stupid! "
" Use your mighty intellect to get yourself out of this onge Mister High Heel!"
"Stop squirming George, You knew I was going to bring you to work and hang you up on the rack with all the other pretty BRAs when you asked me to change you."
MMMFFFF! MMPPHHH!!
"Be a man! You asked me to help you get to know women better so I changed you into an adorable lavender BRA...You ought to be thanking me!
MMppphhh! MMRRRRRR!!!!
"Fine! Be that way! Now I'm gonna hang you all the way in back... and I'm not coming to get you when my shifts over! Enjoy your new life Bra boy!"
"Ughh! Ughhh! Let me go!""Nonsense! Where would you possibly go like that?
"What do you mean?"
"I changed you into a frilly pair of silk panties, and I've got you clipped up with the clothes I'm going to wear tomorrow"
"Ughhh! it's like my hands are tied! I can't move them"
"Giggle! you go on and keep struggling, YAWN! I'll see you in the morning."
"I wanted to get married! You were the one who said he was happy to just HANG OUT! So now you get what you want..FOREVER! Hang there between my other bags tonight and then hang from my shoulder or elbow, or hand till i decide you've gone out of style. And don't worry, I'll never throw you away, I'll just keep you on the closet shelf till you're back in style.. any girl could tell you it's usually a TEN year cycle!"
"Sob!....So this is it? Get into an argument with your girlfriend
when you point out how useless her job at the shoe store is
and then POOF!
become a shoe that she puts in the window of the shop she works at
..sob....it's not fair!"
"I see her laugh at me when she comes and goes from the shop
...Sob...... I don't want to be a woman's shoe!
I hate it when she pulls me from the window
and lets some girl stick her stinky foot in me..
I feel so violated and helpless..
and nobody but my girlfriend even knows who I really am...SOB"
"GAHHHHHHH! HELP!"
"I'm doing this for the both of you! You keep being all gentle with him and he keeps on bitching and moaning of how awful this is for him, you both have to realize that he's your purse, he's not human any more..you OWN him!"
"PLEASE NO!!
"But why is he in the dryer???"
"He's got to learn his place. If he doesnt like lugging your things and hanging from your shoulder he has to know it can get alot worse for him.. alot worse!"
"See? that wasnt so bad was it? You spent the entire day on my foot and nobody suspected that you were ever anything more than my shoe"
"Heh! Yeah! that was an interesting day...so now youre going to change me back right?"
" Well I was going too, but your such a comfortable shoe, and you're so pretty..."
"What? NO!"
" I'm just going to use the spell of silence, That way you wont be tempted to speak, and make you a shoe forever. Congratulations! you're free of the rat race! Enjoy your new home with the rest of the shoes in my closet"
"MMMPFFPHH!!!"
" THIS IS'NT FUNNY!!, change me back right now!"
"Lol, this is really funny! now i can always keep an eye on you..literally!"
"But....."
" I suggest you stop talking and start acting like the girly pair of sunglasses you are. Sunglasses dont speak and if you insist on making noise I can drop you into one of my old handbags in my closet till next summer. You dont want that do you??"
" Being in the hamper for a week was humiliating, being tossed into the wash just like any other bit of her clothing made me feel like the lowest of the low , but hanging to dry here on the balcony, where the entire neighborhood can see me trapped as her pretty blue bra....GULP!...it's turning me on! What's wrong with ME??????"
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