"Oh this dress is adorable!" "At last! you have to help me! My exgirlfreind used some kind of drug to change me into this dress,,you have to find her, get her to change me back!" "You mean you were a person?" "Yeah! Once i was a man!" "Excellent! Now i have to buy you!" "But??" "Shut up DRESS! from now on I own you and there's nothing you can do about it!