"If I had known changing my landlord into a handbag was that easy, I'd have done it years ago"

"You'll never get away with this! I'm going to have you arrested! You're going to be hearing from my lawyer!!"

"Handbags dont have lawyers, and you'll be too busy lugging my stuff around or sitting in my closet to ever do anything else-now stop squirming and be a good little purse..OK?"

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