This is PERFECT! Nancy placed me up here with this other purse...
OMG! I'm a purse!
Im so excited.. I wonder how many women will model me?
Oh.. I hope I'm here for a few weeks ,
Being a piece of ladies merchandise has been my dream forever..
And then to be OWNED!
to be actually used and treated like any other of her handbags!
This is the best!...
... But Emma... you cant do this to me...
I'm your Boyfriend for gods sake!..
Really Jack?
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Ever since you had that dumb idea
to try being one of my dresses
our relationships gone to hell.
..Emma..
sweetheart..
I still love you...
If I go in there I'll be stuck this way!
Just shut up and let me wash you! Jeez!
.
Mentos commercial (Broken Shoe) from the 90s
OMG! she changes you into a shoe, wears you with a matching real shoe- then the real shoe breaks, she eats some candy, decides you are nothing but a shoe now... and then treats you like ... A SHOE! and you of course are trapped forever!
.... And as Inch blew out the candles on his cake he felt a sudden tingle all over his body and the sensation of whooshing through the air then total darkness. He was unable to move, unable to speak and overwhelmed by the smell or polished leather. He didn't have to think about his situation long because there was a sudden burst of light then a giant hand lifted what looked like a giant high heeled boot where it sat next to him. A giant Asian woman placed it on her foot as she spoke to a giant sales girl
" Ohh! this boot is good, perfect for the trip back to Tokyo tonight".
Then her giant hand reached his way again, this time lifting him up and placing him on the floor as she lifted her foot to try him on. He was of course a perfect fit!
.
."Ohhhh! It feels more intense than I ever imagined,
like my entire body is my penis
and stroking your lips is the most exciting thing in the world!"
"I'm glad you feel that way Henry
because now that you insisted I actually use you as my lipstick
I cant change you back"
"What????"
"It's true. The color on my lips was part of you...
and I cant change you back unless you're complete so..."
"Are you kidding me? ,
We're in love... I have a job... I just bought a new house..."
" I still love you Henry.
You may not be my boyfriend but you'll be my favorite lipstick from now on,
I'm' afraid that's your job now.
I'll move into that new house of yours and you
...ummmmmm....
You get to live in my purse!"
.
"look at all these pretty dresses Marsha!"
"I cant wait to try them on Alice!"
Mike could only listen in horror as the women
shifted the garments hanging on either side of him.
Since his transformation he had existed
as a frilly dress on a rack in this store for two weeks.
He wondered if his ex wife would change him back soon
or would he have to endure the humiliation
of being selected, tried on, sold and worn
by some strange woman he had never met before
.
"I'm sorry Tim... what were you just saying?...
something about me being "Useless"
and something about wanting to "Break up" with me?
"Mmphhh! Mmphh!"
"No , you're right.. we should break up.
Tell you what,
I'll just leave you here on this table with all these other pretty shoes.."
"MMpphhh?"
"Oh yes.. Didn't I ever tell you,
one of the most "Useless" things about me is I'm a witch..
Oh..
and you're a shoe.
Have a nice life!"
.
.
Girl in Blue - "Awww! I think Cassie did a great job turning the mail man into that handbag- He's Adorable!"
Girl in foreground - " Thank you Linda! I think he turned out great!"
Girl sitting on steps - "Yawn... I would have made him a pair of panties,
that's a much more humiliating thing for a man to become"
" .... and as the last step of the coven's spell, we must think of all the men in our lives who have cheated on us, hurt us, or stood in the way of our happiness. We must envision their bodies twisting and shrinking down to become the new forms we have chosen for them. We must be clear that their ability to think and see and feel are in tact so they always know what they've lost... and with the final klink of the vessels which hold the sacrificial wine we set our pantie spell in motion........".
"Giggle! There, you see? You did great today!"
"Ughhh! what a relief to get all that stuff out of me!
It felt so strange to hold all those things inside
and just dangle from your arm all day."
"But you're so good at it
- really-
there were moments I forgot you were my boyfriend
and not just another purse"
"Well I'm glad your little magic spell experiment
is over and you'll be changing me back"
" yeah... About that changing back part...."
.
"Brace yourself Donald, I think Amanda is coming this way
"I'm so excited! Thanks Sophie for changing me into A chair for Amanda to sit on!"
"It's not my usual kind of transformation but once you told me
it was so you could be used by women...
the coven granted permission"
"Being a chair is wild!
I cant wait till this is over so I can write about the experience on my blog..."
"Write?... Donald, the change is PERMANENT.
You'd better get used to being FURNITURE cause there's no going back."
"ULP!!"
.
"Amy, this joke has gone far enough!
You've had your fun.
Now for god's sake,
lift me up out of this box,
away from that giant shoe
change me back!"
"You're such a bossy little shoe"
"Man! I'm a Man and you know it!"
"Not from where I'm looking-
tell you what wussy, why don't I just cover
you're little shoe box home with the lid
and give you some alone time
to appreciate you're place in life little shoe?"
"Noooooooooo!!!"
.
Ben found it becoming harder and harder to complete a thought..
he was writing Squid a message asking for more pantie posts
and then he was on the floor, in a room he had never seen before
looking up at a woman.. a GIANT woman
who didn't pay him any notice..
What had happened?
Where was he?
What was going on?
.
I was too nervous to speak up... she's so lovely, so beautiful... I'm so bad at people, she thought I might hurt her and that flash.. her magic.. ughhhhhh... I never wanted to be a womans bra.. why did she change me into a bra? My whole life is holding a womans breasts, my purpose is to hold breasts.. Lofe is so much better now.
"Awwwwwww! Don't cry Jeffery.
My spell changed you into a really sexy pantie.
You wont have to sit in the store long.
Some girl is going to buy you right away...
With the way you look now?
I'm sure you'll only be worn
on nights when she wants to excite her man.
I bet your going to spend most of your time in her lingerie drawer".
I swear Anthony,
you had better stop crying before the stewardess hears you
and realizes you're my boyfriend and not just a normal purse!
But this is so HUMILIATING Brenda,
You carried me through the airport hanging on your arm,
That's how women carry purses
You stuffed me full of your belongings- I'm carrying your TAMPONS!
Where else am I supposed to put them?
I'm riding stowed under a seat!
You're lucky I didn't pack you in my suitcase!
I'm warning you- keep being a wuss
and I'm going to dump you in the first good will bin I see!
What don't you understand?
I'm taking our picture
here in this store dressing room
so that I can always remember
what you looked like after
I changed you into a dress.
But you could always
change me into this dress if you wanted-
that's what I love about being married to a witch!
That's just it Greg,
I hate being married to you
so Ive decided to leave you this way.
I'm going to take you off, hang you up
and leave you here in this shop.
From now on you're merchandise.
No! I don't want to be sold to another woman!
I don't want to be a dress forever!
I donnmmnnn MMpphhhh! Mmmpphhhh!!! M!
Good bye Greg. Do try to be a good dress alright?
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