I swear Anthony,
you had better stop crying before the stewardess hears you
and realizes you're my boyfriend and not just a normal purse!
But this is so HUMILIATING Brenda,
You carried me through the airport hanging on your arm,
That's how women carry purses
You stuffed me full of your belongings- I'm carrying your TAMPONS!
Where else am I supposed to put them?
I'm riding stowed under a seat!
You're lucky I didn't pack you in my suitcase!
I'm warning you- keep being a wuss
and I'm going to dump you in the first good will bin I see!