.
"Ohhhh! It feels more intense than I ever imagined,
like my entire body is my penis
and stroking your lips is the most exciting thing in the world!"

"I'm glad you feel that way Henry

because now that you insisted I actually use you as my lipstick

I cant change you back"

"What????"

"It's true. The color on my lips was part of you...

and I cant change you back unless you're complete so..."

"Are you kidding me? ,

We're in love... I have a job... I just bought a new house..."

" I still love you Henry.

You may not be my boyfriend but you'll be my favorite lipstick from now on,

I'm' afraid that's your job now.

I'll move into that new house of yours and you

...ummmmmm....

You get to live in my purse!"

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