"I know you re finally happy Jeffery.
Existing as one of my shoes was always a dream for you
and that spell book you found did the trick.
I read the words and POOF!
you're a wine colored platform sandal that fits me perfectly!
The only problem is now I have no boyfriend
and I miss the man you once were..sigh...
I wonder how much you're going to like being a shoe
once you go out of style and I have to throw you away?"