"All this back talk is why I changed you in the first place!"
"But April, you took away my humanity, my life..."
"I gave you the honor of being my own personal handbag-
I let you carry all my stuff and you REJECTED it!
"I hate being this way!"
"And I Hate listening to you talking.
What kind of girly purse talks? First things first- NO TALKING!"
"Mmmmmpphhhhhh! Mmpph... mm..m.................."
"Good! Second, I am done with you!
Ive decided to leave you here in the handbag department
so some other girl can buy you
and treat you like any other purse she owns!"