"There you are Steve, after a lifetime growing into a man you make a wish and POOF! You know, a wedding dress is the most super fem, super girly garment we women can wear. Dresses like you cost thousands! They make we girls into beautiful princesses on the magical day of our weddings... and then they spend the rest of their existance closed inside a garment bag hung in the back of the least used closet in the house. Enjoy your time in this shop, and enjoy the wedding day..I hope you dont have claustrophobia.. GIGGLE!"