"No Tim, you cant watch TV ... your a high heeled shoe dear, not a person. This is your place now here in my closet with the rest of my things."
"But it's so dull when I'm not on your foot.. could'nt you wear me for a little while?"
"Someones forgot who the mistress of the house is..I'm sorry Timmy but Im afraid it's a month in a shoebox for you.."
"NOooooooooooo!!!!"
"Im sorry but you need a long lesson in what it is to be a lowly womans shoe.. it's for your own good."

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