"OMG Rob! You've totally changed into LIPSTICK!
How does it feel to be down there in that little tube?
Ive got to get you to that Gypsy who sold me this spell
so we can change you back!
I hope you re not afraid of the dark
because the best way to carry you is to put your cap on
and take you there in my purse..
but...before I do... you re such a Pretty shade.."