"Well Edgar, you wussy, I guess this is goodbye.
I'm sorry that I wasn't exciting enough for you
and I'm glad my magic powers could grant you your fondest wish-
I'm just surprised you wanted to become a DRESS!
I know you wanted to be my dress,
but that would just be too painful for me so..
I've decided to leave you here in this store
where some other woman will buy you and enjoy wearing you."

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