.Once i Was a Man

".... Betty! Nooo! dont kiss that guy!

I'm right here with you.. how could you...

"I can hear what your thinking Ricky

and I can answer by thinking back..

"Betty, why are you tormenting me this way?"

"What are you talking about?

You begged me to change you into this dress

and now that you are one

you still want to be treated as my boyfreind?

" But Betty...."

"But dress... youre not a man anymore,

so start acting like a dress

or I'm going to treat you as trash... literally!

I'll throw you out!"