"OMG! Frank- are you alright?"
"I should have listened to you
when you said I was a size bigger,
Now I've ripped you
and you may be stuck as my jeans forever!"
"But you said it was just for the day...
I dont want to be your jeans FOREVER!"
"Dont worry, if you are stuck
I promise to go on a diet so you'll fit"

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