.Once i Was a Man

"... And then the old woman said

"you poor man!

you look so uncomfortable and

unhappy in my shop, I cant have that!"

I started to say-

It's alright mam,

My Fiance is in the dressing room

and I'll be ok once she and I get some lunch...

But I Never got the chance..

"Sim Salla Bim!"

"MMMpphhh Mmpphhhhh!!!"

"It's alright dear,

You will grow to love being a gorgeous gown"