"That's funny mister Wilkins! Offering me money
to change you back when I've already drained your entire bank account.
No.. I like you much better as a lipstick,
I'm never changing you back and youre such an attractive shade
that i'm going to wear you down to nothing in a few weeks.
Tell you what? why dont you just rest a bit in my purse,
I'll pull you out when i need you ok?"