"Jim? Is....Is that...you?"
"Tony? what is that? some kind of speaker hidden in my wifes underwear?"
"Jim! Your wife is some kind of witch! She turned me into these panties last week when I wouldnt sleep with her!"
"So what are you saying Tony? My wife's not good enough for you?"
"No wonder she made you her panties! I'm gonna put you back in her drawer and let you rot there for all i care you picky bastard!"