.Once i Was a Man

Avoiding High Heel Mishaps

Swap Shop

What a great way to get rid of all those people you transformed!!

Nine West Platform Velvet Slingback Sandal with Ribbon...

Purse Collection!

Marci X - Power in my Purse

"Awwwwwww! Don't cry Jeffery.

My spell changed you into a really sexy pantie.

You wont have to sit in the store long.

Some girl is going to buy you right away...

With the way you look now?

I'm sure you'll only be worn

on nights when she wants to excite her man.

I bet your going to spend most of your time in her lingerie drawer".

Squid Made her first movie!
BTW? She's talking to YOU!

"No! My three wishes weren't for THIS!

I asked for such humble things!

to never have to worry about money again-

To have a room with a view,

and to belong heart and soul to a beautiful sensitive woman....

EEK!"

and to

I swear Anthony,

you had better stop crying before the stewardess hears you

and realizes you're my boyfriend and not just a normal purse!

But this is so HUMILIATING Brenda,

You carried me through the airport hanging on your arm,

That's how women carry purses

You stuffed me full of your belongings- I'm carrying your TAMPONS!

Where else am I supposed to put them?

I'm riding stowed under a seat!

You're lucky I didn't pack you in my suitcase!

I'm warning you- keep being a wuss

and I'm going to dump you in the first good will bin I see!

My God! Is that Amy?

It's so hard to tell from this angle.

People are all so huge..

Ugh! the ground is so hard and she is so heavy!

But...this feels so good..

Somehow she did it!

She turned me into one of her shoes...

I'm her shoe and she's wearing me!

What don't you understand?
I'm taking our picture
here in this store dressing room
so that I can always remember
what you looked like after
I changed you into a dress.

But you could always

change me into this dress if you wanted-

that's what I love about being married to a witch!

That's just it Greg,

I hate being married to you

so Ive decided to leave you this way.

I'm going to take you off, hang you up

and leave you here in this shop.

From now on you're merchandise.

No! I don't want to be sold to another woman!

I don't want to be a dress forever!

I donnmmnnn MMpphhhh! Mmmpphhhh!!! M!

Good bye Greg. Do try to be a good dress alright?

vicky 2

Kelly Ripa Flexes Her Purse Arm (December 17, 2007)

It could be YOU she is talking about!

"....Gahh! Where am I? I feel so stretched out...

Like I'm my whole body is one thin sheet stretched so tight around something warm and soft..

I can see a woman's legs in fishnets..So HUGE!

What's happened?

Help!!.."

"Oh Bridgette, You're so funny!

It was you re idea to turn Mister Franklyn into that strappy top.

You may be feeling guilty but I don't.

Go ahead and call the police.

Do you think there is any way to prove your top was once our boss?

Ill just say you're crazy and I don't know what you're talking about."

"What? You Bitch!"

"Oh ... If you try to incriminate me in any way?

I think you and our former employer

would make an absolutely adorable pair of Slingbacks!... "

"OMG Rob! You've totally changed into LIPSTICK!

How does it feel to be down there in that little tube?

Ive got to get you to that Gypsy who sold me this spell

so we can change you back!

I hope you re not afraid of the dark

because the best way to carry you is to put your cap on

and take you there in my purse..

but...before I do... you re such a Pretty shade.."

"Oh No!, When I changed myself into this shoe,

I thought Ashley would be buying me...not her MOM!"

Dear Bra

Thanks Numballover for this!

....No!, I cant give up!

I'm a man, an accomplished scientist!

Must.. Think!

Jeez professor Warren, Chill out!

It's going to be at least another half hour

before you loose your ability to speak,

just try to accept that you're a pair of my panties OK?