"Ok, ok...

let me close my eyes and try again..

ABRA CADABRA!

nope... youre still a skirt"

.

"And where do you think you're going?

Stop wasting time

and hop on back into my shopping bag

so I can make the salesgirl think I'm returning you.

You can do it on your own

or we can wait another few seconds

till the paralysis spell kicks in

and leaves you like every other dress.."

.

" .... and as the last step of the coven's spell, we must think of all the men in our lives who have cheated on us, hurt us, or stood in the way of our happiness. We must envision their bodies twisting and shrinking down to become the new forms we have chosen for them. We must be clear that their ability to think and see and feel are in tact so they always know what they've lost... and with the final klink of the vessels which hold the sacrificial wine we set our pantie spell in motion........"

.

"Giggle! There, you see? You did great today!"

"Ughhh! what a relief to get all that stuff out of me!

It felt so strange to hold all those things inside

and just dangle from your arm all day."

"But you're so good at it

- really-

there were moments I forgot you were my boyfriend

and not just another purse"

"Well I'm glad your little magic spell experiment

is over and you'll be changing me back"

" yeah... About that changing back part...."

.

I know this probably will feel very strange,

but if I don't pull you up soon I'll be late for work.

You're going to be a great pair of jeans Kenny

so stop crying and just deal with it!"

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How To Choose a Pair Of Panties

Tina dozes and dreams of the day school will be over.

If she's mastered the 1500 spells taught at the academy

she will be a full fledged witch!

.

"Brace yourself Donald, I think Amanda is coming this way

"I'm so excited! Thanks Sophie for changing me into A chair for Amanda to sit on!"

"It's not my usual kind of transformation but once you told me

it was so you could be used by women...

the coven granted permission"

"Being a chair is wild!

I cant wait till this is over so I can write about the experience on my blog..."

"Write?... Donald, the change is PERMANENT.

You'd better get used to being FURNITURE cause there's no going back."

"ULP!!"

.

"You BEGGED me to change you into something Girlie

and I needed a second sparkly butterfly clip for my hair...

what are you complaining about?"

.

"... But you said I'd just be a polka dot top for a little while...

... You said you'd change me back right away...

... You said thmmmmmmphhh! Phhh! ..........."

....

"Amy, this joke has gone far enough!

You've had your fun.

Now for god's sake,

lift me up out of this box,

away from that giant shoe

change me back!"

"You're such a bossy little shoe"

"Man! I'm a Man and you know it!"

"Not from where I'm looking-

tell you what wussy, why don't I just cover

you're little shoe box home with the lid

and give you some alone time

to appreciate you're place in life little shoe?"

"Noooooooooo!!!"

.

"OMG! If that's my pink satin bra there in the dresser drawer

then WHOSE this holding up my breasts right now?

.

"Think of it as poetic justice George-

"Boyfriend who hurts,

Turns into SKIRT!"

Now you can never hurt me, or any other woman again!"

.

Ben found it becoming harder and harder to complete a thought..

he was writing Squid a message asking for more pantie posts

and then he was on the floor, in a room he had never seen before

looking up at a woman.. a GIANT woman

who didn't pay him any notice..

What had happened?

Where was he?

What was going on?

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"Remember Paco- I let you be my hoodie

and I even agreed to wear you

as long as you don't mess up my hair"

"I'll try Jane but it's not like I can control what my body does.

I'm ..um.. fabric now, I cant seem to move anything.."

"You mess up my hair and you're gonna stay my hoodie forever!"

" Excuse me.. but do I hear your shoe.... crying?"

"Giggle! Yes! I turned my room mates boyfriend

into this pretty shoe after he tried to hit on me"

"Wow! You must be really loyal to your room mate!"

"Giggle! Not at all- she's the shoe on my other foot!"

"look at all your buddies over there Martin-

"Yeah! I see you all! F_ YOU!",

they think if they look all tuff they might intimidate me

into changing you back... but I like you as a glittery purse Martin-

it's so much better than when you were my cheating boyfriend"

I was too nervous to speak up... she's so lovely, so beautiful... I'm so bad at people, she thought I might hurt her and that flash.. her magic.. ughhhhhh... I never wanted to be a womans bra.. why did she change me into a bra? My whole life is holding a womans breasts, my purpose is to hold breasts.. Lofe is so much better now.