"Ohhhh! Alan LOVES holding you!"
"Giggle!, George LOVES holding you!
"This morning this lovely silk sari appeared at my doorstep wraped in a box with no note. The care lable inside says it was manufactured by a company called "ANIMA" but neither my mother or sister have heard of such a company- I dont normally accept gifts from strangers but this Sari is so very pretty and delicate I cant help but want to wear it. Thank you Anima whoever you are!"
After months of sitting on a shelf with lots of other shoes, dear sweet Effy is blinded by a FLASH of light. When his (he was a pink shoe for months.. is he a he or an it now?) vision clears he senses he is now a white satin bra sitting in a shopping bag thats being carried by a woman through the mall... could it be Effy got his wish??
"Hannah had changed her husband James into her pantyhose to teach him a lesson in humility, Instead he seemed to enjoy rippeling his new elastic body over the flesh of her legs. She was so embarassed! When she got him home it was going to be at least ten cycles in the washing machine and a month in her underwear drawer before she spoke to him again!"
"Awwwwww!, Don't cry baby,
When I called Squid and told her how blabby you were
since I changed you she said
the only thing to do was to treat you like the shoe you are!
I'll see you again in about a year,
just keep telling yourself youre nothing but a shoe in a shoe box-
a year will go by in a snap!"
"My stupid boyfreind found a wish coin
and just said the first thing that came to mind.
He wished that I would be in love with him
and that he would be perfect in my eyes..
and POOF! now he's a pair of pumps.
he's gorgeous and I want to wear him,
but he was such a good boyfreind that
I know I'm going to miss him!"
Deb turned her head to her best freind Cynthia and said
"...And there was a knock on my door,
and when I answered it all I found was a box"
"Was there a return adress?"
"No... just a plain brown box with a picture of a squid on it,
anyway, when I opened it there was this Buttery soft Leather Pencil skirt!!
I put it right on!
"It looks great on you Deb- much better than any leather I've ever found"
"I know! according to the lable, the brand is "LEATHER LUV"
...I've never heard of it before but I'll be looking for it now"
My Favorite Minnesota - Shopping - Shoes Fashion Sales
Take your pick boys! Lots of girly things to choose from!
"Im sure Roger had something else in mind
when he begged to be changed into something girly"
"What are you talking about?
I turned him into a curler to replace the one that melted last week,
Men dont use curlers do they?
Curlers are girly arent they?...
and this way he gets to help hundreds of women to look nice
- the ultimate tool for feminine beauty!"
"Well Roger was certainly a tool alright! giggle... Now hes a girly one!"
"But dont you think it's mean of us to just leave him there in the store?
I mean the shop girl has no idea he was a man-
She's going to sell him like any other shoe -
some girl is going to own and wear him!"
"He's a shoe now- thats his purpose right?"
"I suppose, but we know he was human, that he had a life...
what sort of existence will he have now being , a ladies shoe?"
"Who cares? - lets go get lunch"
"Whimperrrrrrrrr!"
"The best part is that I'm going to wear you every time I go over and console
your poor ex girlfreind. She's going to miss you so much, and I'm going to tell
her everything is going to be alright as I press my foot into the face of my new MANOLI
sandals! Gosh, I'm going to LOVE you HATING being my favorite shoe!
"It was so thoughtful of Trey to leave me such nice presents on the bed! A Corset with Garters!
I mean- I assume they were for me, even though they were tangled in a pile of his clothes...wasnt he wearing that shirt and pants today??
When he gets home I'm going to have to think of a way to thank him!"
"That bow makes you perfect! I hope the sewing machine didnt hurt much!""You bitch! I'm going to kill you when i change back!!"
" My! such language from a pretty little shoe! You wouldnt speak to your owner like that if you knew that all that thread I stitched into you is enough to stop the spell from reversing... You're going to stay a shoe forever!"
"Noooooooo!!!!!!"
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