"I'm sorry Tim... what were you just saying?...

something about me being "Useless"

and something about wanting to "Break up" with me?

"Mmphhh! Mmphh!"

"No , you're right.. we should break up.

Tell you what,

I'll just leave you here on this table with all these other pretty shoes.."

"MMpphhh?"

"Oh yes.. Didn't I ever tell you,

one of the most "Useless" things about me is I'm a witch..

Oh..

and you're a shoe.

Have a nice life!"

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"That's it Britta, don't turn back... just keep walking

It was Donald's fondest wish to be turned into a wedding dress,

You just go back to your life and I'll make sure he's sold to the right girl "

Fashion Junkee on the TODAY Show

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"Awwww... there there.. don't cry.

I'll figure out a way

to get all of you changed back into people.

It may take a while

but I'll clear out a drawer

in my lingerie chest

where you can wait comfortably.

I know its not a hotel..

but you're all panties after all..."

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Girl in Blue - "Awww! I think Cassie did a great job turning the mail man into that handbag- He's Adorable!"

Girl in foreground - " Thank you Linda! I think he turned out great!"

Girl sitting on steps - "Yawn... I would have made him a pair of panties,

that's a much more humiliating thing for a man to become"

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"Ughhh! Unhhhh!

It's no use, I cant move!

Since Meridith said those weird words

Ive fallen to the floor and cant seem to move..

Wait..

Here comes Meridith now..

why is she laughing?

what is she planning to do with that hanger?"

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"Ok, ok...

let me close my eyes and try again..

ABRA CADABRA!

nope... youre still a skirt"

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"And where do you think you're going?

Stop wasting time

and hop on back into my shopping bag

so I can make the salesgirl think I'm returning you.

You can do it on your own

or we can wait another few seconds

till the paralysis spell kicks in

and leaves you like every other dress.."

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" .... and as the last step of the coven's spell, we must think of all the men in our lives who have cheated on us, hurt us, or stood in the way of our happiness. We must envision their bodies twisting and shrinking down to become the new forms we have chosen for them. We must be clear that their ability to think and see and feel are in tact so they always know what they've lost... and with the final klink of the vessels which hold the sacrificial wine we set our pantie spell in motion........"

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"Giggle! There, you see? You did great today!"

"Ughhh! what a relief to get all that stuff out of me!

It felt so strange to hold all those things inside

and just dangle from your arm all day."

"But you're so good at it

- really-

there were moments I forgot you were my boyfriend

and not just another purse"

"Well I'm glad your little magic spell experiment

is over and you'll be changing me back"

" yeah... About that changing back part...."

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I know this probably will feel very strange,

but if I don't pull you up soon I'll be late for work.

You're going to be a great pair of jeans Kenny

so stop crying and just deal with it!"

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