The hardest thing you have to do now is match my purse!"
"Sigh...
I dont understand what you try to accomplish
by hiding in there Steve.
I mean it's not like its hard for a girl
to dig around in her purse till she finds her favorite lipstick
.. and you are my favorite afterall. "
"Jeez! You really were a girly man! I cant believe how long you've been crying! Just be a man ! Accept that I turned you into a strappy red high heeled shoe and get ready to be worn!"
"I just dont care Ed,
I've decided you make a much better boot
than a boyfreind
so I'm NOT changing you back"
"Mmpphhh!!!! Mmppphhhhhh!!!!"
" Ohhhh......... Why am I on the floor?
What was in that drink last night?
Why is one of Lisa's shoes leaning on me?
Why is it so big?
Are those my boots?
What's going on?????"
"But youre not George anymore,
youre not a Man,
youre not even HUMAN anymore!
Youre a ruffly white skirt,
pretty, feminine and MINE.
The sooner you come to terms with that
the better off you will be because honestly?
I dont care what you think!"
"Gulp!!!, GRATE!!!!...
If I break I'll be useless and stuck this way,
as her boot- FOREVER!"
" You make a cute bracelet Lenny, but your really not my style-Yawn!
I suppose you could stay in my jewelry box
but honestly?
I dont know If I'll ever wear you.
Perhaps I'll have a yard sale next month and sell you off!"
